Kaka: Well now, this is getting freaky I wonder what else is going to happen *Cracks open a beer* Sakura: Wow Gai, I never knew you liked rap! Naruto: *Ups the middle finger* Teme defend my honor! Neji: Like the importance of regular waxing? Naruto: I learned many of my life lessons from Sailor Moon!
Kaka: I knew you had that Sexy-no-jutsu Naruto, But I didn't realised it was based on that anime Naruto: That was a fuckin awesome show, Teme, and you know it! Kaka: Any way, Naruto-kun why are you in a skirt? Neji: So what are you supposed to be any way? Kaka: *Shrugs* Could be worse, you could've been a rent boy like Sasuke Iruka: *Glaring at Kakashi* See I knew this was a bad idea Naruto: Iruka-sensei, why are you wearing a skirt? Ino: Wow, there’s that freaky orange beer I was telling you about *Sakura and Ino walk in dressed as Xena and Gabrielle respectively, each carrying wine, Sasuke and Nauto follow* Sakura: Hey, I think the party's getting started come on guys! Neji: *Grumbles* Why do I have to be in his team. Gai: I am reliving my youth, I am Run DMC Kaka: Oh Lord, Gai what the hell are you, an 80's throw back? Gai: MY ETERNAL RIVAL- *Clocks Iruka* Uh, I mean, MY ETERNAL RIVAL'S BOYFRIEND! Happy Halloween! Iruka: Looks like this will be a good night! *Opens door* Kaka: I have to say Neji you haven't put much effort into your costume Iruka: Were you putting away your stuff too NO! No, no, no! *Looking at Iruka* What? Flyers? I did no such thing. Iruka: Well this morning there was a bunch of flyers going round town! It said there was a party at yours! Kaka: So, we just put our junk in your bedroom right? Kura: What the Hell? *Lets the door shut* Party? What the hell are you guys talking about? Iruka: *Walks in with multiple packs of beer* I know it’s 'bring a bottle', but there was a special on orange beer Kaka: *Pushes past* No why would you go and say that, when this is the official Halloween party? Now I don't have anything so why don't you two boys run along now and go bother someone who cares *Tries to shut the door* Kaka: Dear Kurenai, as a fellow ninja I am offended by your narrow mindedness! Iruka: N-no! We're Characters from Battle Royale! Kura: 0_O oh sweet Hokage, what the hell are you two dressed as? I thought Tsunade-sama banned you from your role playing in public? Iruka: Give us candy and we'll hand over the beer! Neji: Goddamn! Get rid of who ever it is quickly *Slaps her backside* Kura: *Covering herself up* Shit! Hide in the bedroom or something! *Moves closer to Kurenai* Oh I've been a really, really good boy. Neji: *Starts to nosebleed more* Stupid Blood Limit. Kura: *Rolls her eyes* You Huuyga's are all the same I guess…think you deserve this? *Removes robe to reveal rather naughty night attire* Neji: Ohhhhhhhhh *small trickle of blood runs down his nose* Kurenai: Well, since you've been so bad, I don't know if you deserve this treat *winks naughtily* Neji: Oh course, I would've seen then coming.
Kurenai: Neji, you sure no one followed you here?
*The witching hour is upon the small town, and the dark moves with purpose, towards a small apartment of a certain female Jounin…* *shudders* Gah, any way enjoy the craziness… and the random pussy joke *snort* Oh there is also a fucked up cameo by everyone’s favourite Snake Pervert. Still Itachi is a bloody moron with no idea about women, Naruto is fantastic as is Sai and Neji finally tries to get it on.
SAFFY: More crossdressing in this fic than a crossdressing carnival! I hope you all enjoy this belated piece of random, this fic almost killed us *ded tired* Summary: Our Halloween special, delivered spectacularly late cos Real Life crashed into our fic bubble D: But we did this in the small hours of Halloween, so it counts!
#KIBA AND NARUTO GAY SEX FANFIC CRACK#
Warning(s): Crack humour, randomness, mentions of sexual activites, innuendo, bad language, drug referencesĭisclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto, not us *Weeps* Genre: Humour, crack! fic romance (sorta) Pairing: (Generally) GaaLee, SasuNaru, KakaIru, KankyShinoKiba, ShikaChou, SakuIno, KuraJira, TemaHin, GaiTsu (onesided), ItaSaku (onesided) ItaTen (one sided) Title: Halloween, A Carry on Naruto! fanfiction